Sunday, February 15, 2009

Neil Gaiman's "Death"

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Death is a fictional character from the DC comic book series, The Sandman (1988 - 1996). She was created by Sandman writer Neil Gaiman. In the stories, Death is both the end of life and a psychopomp. Like most anthropomorphic personifications of death, Death meets with the recently deceased and guides them into their new existence. However, unlike most personifications of death, she also visits people as they are born, according to Destruction in the "Sandman Special". Evidently, only she seems to remember these encounters. In the special issue, it is also revealed that Death was known in Ancient Greece as Teleute.

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Death is also a complete opposite of the traditional western culture personification of death (see Grim Reaper). In The Sandman, Death instead appears as an attractive, pale young goth woman dressed in casual clothes - often a black top and jeans. She also wears a silver ankh on a chain around her neck, and has a marking similar to the eye of Horus around her right eye. She is pleasant, down-to-earth, and perky, and has been a nurturing figure for both incarnations of Dream. This irony has helped make Death one of the most popular characters from Sandman.

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Death is the second eldest of the Endless, a family of anthropomorphic beings. Death is possibly the most powerful of the Endless (and may be the most powerful being in the universe) having been shown (in a flashback in Brief Lives) to be virtually omniscient in The Kindly Ones. One day every century, Death lives (and dies) as a mortal, in order to understand the value of the life she takes. She does this by merging herself with a mortal fated to die that day.

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Death first appeared in the final chapter of Sandman’s first story arc Preludes and Nocturnes, "The Sound of Her Wings", (issue #8) where she gave Dream direction and a degree of understanding. Death instantly became very popular to readers, and she appears at least briefly in each of the nine subsequent story arcs. However, Gaiman attempted to entice and tease readers by rationing out the number of appearances from Dream’s family, so Death did not appear as frequently as one might expect for such a popular character. At the end of the ninth Sandman story arc The Kindly Ones, there is a lengthy and noteworthy appearance from Death, in which she finally brings her brother peace.

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Laminated List of Celebrities I'm Allowed to Bang*

Rules
* The celeb MUST be on the list! No substitutions or exceptions!
* The celeb MUST be explained and understand the rules as per Friends episode 3.05 - "The One With Frank Jr.". "A deal where we each get to pick five different celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can't get mad."
* The celeb MUST consent and must not be forced in any way unless they don't consent.
* Your significant other must also consent to the rules as mentioned above.

My 5 Celebrities
Name: Kelly Clarkson
Claim to Fame: Winner of season 1 of American Idol and multi-platinum recording star
Why I Want to Boink Her Silly: Talented, cute, sexy and a HUGE ass
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Name: Gina Carano
Claim to Fame: MMA Figher and Professional Ass Kicker
Why I Want to Nail Her With My Flesh Hammer: Sultry, gorgeous body, large boobahs, could kick my ass in approx. 3.25 seconds
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Name: Britney (bitch!)
Claim to Fame: Pop Singer, Sex Goddess, White Trash Nutball
Why I Want to Get in Her Dirty Panties: Sexy, smoking hot body and I'll bet she's a slut in bed
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Name: Danielle Fishel
Claim to Fame: Actress, Boy Meets World and Host of The Dish
Why I Want to Hump Her Hiney: Funny, full lips, and beautiful natural tits and ass
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Name: Hayden Panettiere
Claim to Fame: Actress, Heroes and Bring It On: All or Nothing
Why I Want Her to "Get Up On This": Cute as hell, great body with a fantastic ass
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Alternate (In case one of the above dies or I have to try and force Gina Carano to have sex with me and she is arrested for beating me senseless)

Name: Kaley Cuoco
Claim to Fame: Actress, 8 Simple Rules and The Big Bang Theory
Why I Want to Nail Her With My Flesh Hammer: Funny, cute and has nice, tiny implants
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